Funny Jokes

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Animal Jokes

• Vampire bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and pa...


• Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer...


• The Other Side
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one si...


• Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "...


• Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at d...


• Living with the Wolf Man
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. "How was wor...


• The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my dog...


• The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde on ...


• The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. ...


• Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They'd got ready, all dolled up, c...

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