Funny Jokes

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Computer Jokes

• The Less You Know, The More You Make
"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as mu...


• Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do: 1.They r...


• You've been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".


• America Offline
[To the tune of "American Pie"] A long, long, time ago...


• Ann Landers
Dear Ann Landers, I am a sailor in the New Zealand Navy.


• Buy a Mac
I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac.


• Complaint Letter
An allegedly real-life customer complaint letter sent to the NTL complaints...


• Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms


• Give a Man a Fish
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him to u...


• GM Like Computer Industry
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry wi...

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