Funny Jokes

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Funny Quotes

• Age Quotes
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope


• Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by ...


• God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create...


• Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply g...


• Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be w...


• Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Da...


• Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn. Mad...


• Money Quotes
Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.


• Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H...


• Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

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